Bud’s New All-American Bow Tie

Apparently it’s old news now, but Budweiser has changed its label. Or rather, they’ve updated their classic bow tie. Can someone tell me how the bow tie is still appropriate? Bud may have been the king of beers once (probably not), but I can’t think of a single modern scenario in which Budweiser and bow […]

Epic Brainless Beer Review

You might’ve read that title and thought, “um … what?” Can’t say I blame you. Some of my recent reviews have been a bit confusing. I mean, look at this one. Seems pretty normal until you get to the end, at which point Godzilla delivers the final “score” with a sassy one-liner. Again, I understand […]

Porter: A Beer Noir

By Ryan Martinson Porter was a stout man, oak barrel-chested and robust, if that can be said of a man; imperial pale in complexion, he stood a high gravity above most men. He spent most of his days swirling around a desk, waiting for a case to bottle-cap it and pop off. Then she walked […]