Genesis Ale Review

He’Brew’s Genesis Ale (also known as “The Chosen Beer”), must have been created by Lames Bond, breaking in his license to pun. I usually dislike this type of humor (because, as you just saw, I suck at it), but this punster fooled with the forces of Jewish linguistics, and he best prepare to get Chomskied. […]

Chelada Review

I know you’re excited about this one. Clamato + Bud Light = Best. Idea. EVER. This puppy’s called the Chelada. What’s with the name, you ask? Marketing genius, that’s what. Hipsters, club-goers, and other youths who fit neatly into demographics (and who are 21 or older) will love this mixture of tomato juice, clam broth, […]

Hoegaarden Review

When discussing Belgian-style witbiers with non-beer-nerds, I often bring up Blue Moon as a point of reference. Most recognize it instantly and exhibit a clear negative or positive response. This helps me anticipate how they might feel about something else in the style, such as Belgian’s classic witbier, Hoegaarden, which a bartender within earshot once […]