The Beer Week That Will Never Be

Oh, cruel fate! Through a calamitous lack of foresight, I am currently missing out not only on the Beer Bloggers Conference in Portland, Oregon, but also on Portland Beer Week itself. Both started today and will spill into the weekend. How could this happen? I’m good people. I always tip well at bars and say […]

Epic Brainless Beer Review

You might’ve read that title and thought, “um … what?” Can’t say I blame you. Some of my recent reviews have been a bit confusing. I mean, look at this one. Seems pretty normal until you get to the end, at which point Godzilla delivers the final “score” with a sassy one-liner. Again, I understand […]

Porter: A Beer Noir

By Ryan Martinson Porter was a stout man, oak barrel-chested and robust, if that can be said of a man; imperial pale in complexion, he stood a high gravity above most men. He spent most of his days swirling around a desk, waiting for a case to bottle-cap it and pop off. Then she walked […]